BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thank you , it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me.
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?
BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?
MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
